Do’s and dont’s of social media: #likemystatus

Do you ever want to make a funny, provocative, or obnoxious status update on Facebook or post a tweet on Twitter but stop yourself because you're not sure it's social media appropriate? Well, I think all of us have that problem. In fact, I have that problem more than most. More than once, I put my foot in mouth via Facebook status. However, more than once, twice or probably 100 times, I've called out some other person because of the way they portray themselves on social media outlets.

So, readers, here is my fool-proof guide to not incriminate yourself when publishing thoughts/feelings/ideas via social media:

1. You, your, you're; there, their, they're;  to, too; and  lose, loose. Learn the differences.

2. Unless you're 16 years old and find such movies as The Twilight Saga intriguing, there is no reason to post "Like my status" or "To be honest" as your Facebook status. What these really say are, "I'm starving for attention," or, "I have no self-esteem."

3. Hashtags are perfectly acceptable on Facebook and Twitter. However, know how to use them. #hairflipyall is correct. #I'm so excited about tonight! is wrong - a hashtag should have no spaces in it.

4. We don't care that you brushed your teeth this morning or that Walmart was out of your favorite face wash. Yes, we know you and the girls are going to t-shirt Tuesday. We don't care.

5. Tweeting about people who don't have a Facebook is rude and cowardly. When I want to judge someone, I do it where they can see it and prepare myself for the backlash. You should too.

6. If you're in a relationship, kudos to you. Admittedly, I can't even get someone to take me on a date to McDonald's. #hotmess However, the only reason people should know you're in a relationship on Facebook is by your relationship status on the side bar of your profile page. Nobody cares if he's the best boyfriend in the world because he bought you a Happy Meal, and when people like your status about your girlfriend cheating on you with your best friend, they are liking it out of judgement. Be aware.

7. Finally, and most importantly,  unless you sign a contract with a modeling agency or become a contestant on America's Next Top Model, then you are, in fact, NOT a model. If you pay someone to take your pictures, you are NOT a model. If you take a picture of yourself in the mirror in your bathroom, you are NOT a model. Stop it.