2008 Woodie Awards
At 72-years-old, Andrew Anthos had one dream he'd yet to fulfill. For years, Anthos lobbied to illuminate the dome of Michigan's capital in red, white and blue one day a year in honor of military veterans. On Feb. 13, Anthos dream was stolen from him, along with his life.
On March 4, the world watched as director Simcha Jacobovici and his team of archeologists unveiled their findings on the Discovery Channel, claiming that they had uncovered the tomb of Jesus, along with his wife and son. Jacobovici's evidence was supposed to shake Christianity to its core, cracking the very foundation upon which the faith rests, the resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.
The winds of change are blowing, my darlings. Already our country is preparing for the 2008 Presidential Campaign, China's stock exchange is affecting Wall Street and North Korea has agreed to neuter their nuclear program in exchange for banking privileges and food.
I have for some time now tried to avoid writing this pornographic publication primarily because, firstly, I prefer not to be opened to public scrutiny; and secondly, because I worried about whether or not, considering the despicable journalistic integrity of this newspaper, what I wrote would be faithfully reproduced.
